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Ahm s'praised Oor Wullie wasnae eggsilde fae no swalleyin!

Were all those results from the same lab? They seem to jump around a lot. Mine moved from month to month but recently the ALT/AST were fairly steady over a year or so.

I have old tests where they checked my lipase but seems unremarkable and doesn't get checked currently.

Haven't laughed so hard in a long time....thanks

Hey GAJ, dooin wi-oot the swalley was nae bither at ah - ahd jus awa an plai wi ma cattapult in sted.

But yeah, all the blood samples were taken first thing in the morning, and all the tests were done in the same lab.

Wullie reckons that crazy figgers were fae the virus gang thru some kinda mutashun, but he isnae sure cus it ah happent in the holidays an he hud left his biology buks at the skul. Its was either tha or ah the mince an tatties he'd been eetin reecentlie.

Cheers,

Voloro - You are tooo funny

I'm not a medical expert, but since I am "only" F0/F1, I suspect that quite a few of my previous symptoms like losing weight (despite eating 3 meals per day) were probably due to lipase/pancreas problems.

I am with you here, lost loads of weight and current problems around the pancreas area which no Dr seems interested in. getting a new gastro Dr who I hope to discuss with - Fingers crossed.

As mentioned in another post somewhere - Many HepC patients seem to have fatty liver and there is much online info re this, it seems , there is much elss info on us skinny lizzies.

Under cholesterol, there are "triglycerides" - Mine are way too low, looked it up, bingo - low triglycerides can cause "malabsorption and malnutrition" - Saw a dietician, he just told me to "eat more".

Anyway, wishing "Oor Wullie" the very best results and thank-you for the laughs

One of my best kept secrets is Coconut Oil, only natural source of medium-chain triglycerides except for mother's milk.
Read about it here:
coconutoil.com/

dt

Thank-you DT - Most interesting and helpful

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poodle wrote: Wow there are some wicked members on this forum....

HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY VORORO! Remember the Belgian one on the forum... Wicked members around here indeed LOOOOOOLLLL

Vororo wrote: Hey GAJ, dooin wi-oot the swalley was nae bither at ah - ahd jus awa an plai wi ma cattapult in sted.

But yeah, all the blood samples were taken first thing in the morning, and all the tests were done in the same lab.

Wullie reckons that crazy figgers were fae the virus gang thru some kinda mutashun, but he isnae sure cus it ah happent in the holidays an he hud left his biology buks at the skul. Its was either tha or ah the mince an tatties he'd been eetin reecentlie.

Cheers,

This oil is 90% saturated fat so be careful. Only about half of coconut oil's saturated fat is lauric acid, a medium-chain triglyceride. People can more easily digest medium-chain triglycerides and convert them to energy. That said, because it's so high in saturated fat, even the purest, most natural coconut oil could be problematic.
Coconut oil isn't as healthful as vegetable oils like olive oil and soybean oil, which are mainly unsaturated fat and therefore both lower LDL and increase HDL.
I wouldn't go to a website the promotes or sells the stuff. You only hear good things not the bad. There are numerous studies about olive oils benefits but so far coconut oil consisted of short-term studies to examine its effect on cholesterol levels. We don't really know how coconut oil affects on say like heart disease. Saturated fat the liver does not like.
Good to cook with once in a while he boiling or smoke point of olive oil isn't as high as coconut oil though. So I wouldn't recommend olive oil for frying. Most olive oils in particular extra virgin / cold pressed are only good for salads or low heat cooking.

I use coconut oil for my legs. Its helps with the itching and dryness.

Hey Life, yer fae Belchum?? Cool! Ma paw's a big fan a the Belchums. At leest, hes aye suppin the beer fae Belchum, an hes aye tellin me its absolutly the best... An ma maw luvs the Belchum choclets an aw.

ps. plees dinna tek it personal, but I wan tae tell ye sum-thing. I think yer's names spelt LEFFE!! Nae LIFE! Did ye nae listen tae yer taechir whin ye wis at skul?

But dinna mind. I ken exactly huw ye feel. Ma maw wis tearin her hair oot wi a the correctin she had tae dae tae me haemwurk after we got a nu taechir fae england arrived in the skul...

Now I am worried, because I was able to read that without much of a problem at all....uh oh...!!

Ah, well! Maybe you also have some Scottish genes... It's a well known problem, but easily cured with a wee dram after dinner...