“We like Texans in Arkansas. They give us someone to argue with. They feel everything is bigger in Texas and I mean EVERYTHING! They send all their kids to college here because it costs half as much, even with out of state tuition, and they can take up two parking slots at WalMart so nobody will scratch their Beemer. There are also a few cows around for them to look at so they won’t get too homesick and our women are prettier and dogs smarter.”
This sounds like Australians in the State of New South Wales talking about Victorians, or Victorians talking about South Australians!
I thought it was only us in the (still) colonies that talked that way.
Great stuff – you sure your not an Aussie?
Yours
J.